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Millions are destitute, hundreds of Perfect J’suis Pas Petite Je S’appelle Groot Shirts thousands dead, and he obviously couldn’t care less. They voted him in to disrupt the system – and he has, but not to the benefit of the people who support him. He just keeps trying to ingratiate himself to the 1% he desperately wants to be accepted by. The $750 has to be a pretty significant nail in his coffin. Some of the borderline sociopathic libertarian types will play along with the “it’s just good business, taxes are for suckers” line. But it reveals him to be a con artist who’s spent his career acting better than everyone based on lies. It reveals him to be the exact type of carpetbagging robber baron politician they hate so much.
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Kathryn Knox (verified owner) –
Rad. My husband is over the moon.
Mr. Mark Loewenberg (verified owner) –
we are all groot and this is a super shirt
Chrismom19 (verified owner) –
Nice gift for my husband’s birthday
Patricia F. (verified owner) –
Great shirt. Not too clingy. Didn’t know it had brown elbow patches, though. Still love it. Can’t believe the quality for this price.
Dae-hong Kim (verified owner) –
Cool shirt. But the lettering was smaller than I expected. The fabric is smooth.
sweet nuthin (verified owner) –
I bought this tshirt for my 14yo son. He’s medium in men’s but I bought large just in case of shrinkage. I’m glad I did. It fit perfectly after initial wash and dry. He is groot.
James (verified owner) –
I really like this inexpensive long sleeve T-shirt. I bought in the green. It’s very flattering on and just the right length.
Stephanie (verified owner) –
So smooth! Ordered a M and fit really loose but it fits cute. Should have got a S runs big. Super smooth I love it!
Adam (verified owner) –
Great product and fantastic customer service
Irit Braginski (verified owner) –
Loved the shirt. Flattering form and easy to wash. About to buy one more!
David W. (verified owner) –
I am Groot
AzHalees (verified owner) –
Great for what it is
Summer gal (verified owner) –
Small side
Sheri Harris (verified owner) –
This is a very nice shirt. Great color and soft. I ordered based on my bust size, 44 – 2xl… It could be larger for less cling to my not thin body. I will wear it under something for the fall/winter..
Anne (verified owner) –
This Tee fits perfectly. Really comfortable and good quality fabric. I order two more colors.
Mirtha A. (verified owner) –
This is the perfect casual long sleeve t-shirt. It’s become my go-to. The fabric is very nice. Not thin at all and it washes very well. Very happy with my purchase.
Tracy (verified owner) –
This shirt is super cute. I got the Merry Christmas with the Santa hat. The material is soft, the sleeves are nice and long, and the fit is not too snug, but not big and boxy. I would definitely recommend this shirt. I’m 5’7″, 125 lbs and the small is perfect.
Mary Ellen (verified owner) –
This top is so nice colorful, made good, so I am going to bought another one it’s being diliverd soon.
Lifewithlizmarie (verified owner) –
This is a great basic shirt that goes with everything! I ordered a size Large because I like an oversized fit! I love it so much I have it in 2 colors and I’m thinking about ordering a 3rd!
PeachyBee (verified owner) –
I normally wear a large tshirt. I sized up in this because I wanted that baggy look. It didn’t work. I didn’t get that baggy look. BUT it fits very well, I bought white and it is not see through, but not too thick. It really is the perfect plain white tee. I will be ordering more, but I’ll go up to the XXL.
Cindy S. (verified owner) –
These shirts have a wonderful cut and flow to them. They are casual but can be dressed up a bit, and they clean and dry really well. Thinking about buying another of each. The peach won’t a favorite, but the rest were cool.
Erica (verified owner) –
This isn’t a prime 2 day delivery so take note when you order. However, it did arrive one month sooner then stated. Fit is perfect and just as pictured. I’m 5′ 9.5″ and it was long enough to cover my bum. I weigh 133 and ordered a medium. Super cute top. The fabric is definitely different then I imagined. Feels like a leggins material. Hopefully it’s not hot. Thicker fabric than expected. Has a satin feel to it but stretched a little. It’s 5% polyester, 95% cotton. I haven’t washed it yet, may get a little softer. I reccomend it if you are good with 20.00 shirts. ????
Chrissandrapher (verified owner) –
True to color! This shirt is super soft and comfortable. I love the rolled sleeve as a detail. Just under 5’5” and ~150 something lbs. I bought a medium. It’s a nice stretchy fabric so there is give if you’re bustier. Not see through!
K.M (verified owner) –
Love the fabric and it’s comfy. Doesn’t look cheap like some of that shiny fabric you get, when the pics on amazon look so cute but the shirt turns out awful in person.
Amber G. (verified owner) –
I love this shirt – I went and bought more. The price however is never consistent and fluxuates all the time. They are nicer than a standard t shirt and I love the softness. A bit pricey for a t shirt, but overall I like the way they look and feel.
kitty64 (verified owner) –
This shirt is super soft snd so comfy. I love the design too. It runs a little on the small side. About a half size. I got the next size up. It fit great. It is not clingy. Lays so nice. Very cute top.
Chaser (verified owner) –
Lg / White: I was looking for a white top that wasn’t too see through. This top fits great. I wear a size L in most tops and that’s what I ordered. Order up if you want it more baggy. If you wear a nude color bra you cant see with the white top.
LKFM (verified owner) –
I want to thank everyone who wrote reviews for this shirt, and for all items, actually, since my decisions are assisted so much by them.
This shirt is soft and well-made. Buy one size up for more slouchiness, if desired.
I’m ordering more colors now.