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Marilyn Manson once said he was afraid of deep water because it was so Good Vintage Mommy Shark Doo Doo Doo Shirt infinite. That’s the most accurate description of my fear. This is why I was terrified during my first dolphin encounter when they told us to swim out into the middle of the tank. Something about dolphin/whale tanks scares the Shit out of me. Just imagine if you were a real ass hole in a previous life with severe thalassophobia and you were reborn as a Greenland shark.
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How did they survive extinction? 150 years is a very long time to go without any accidents which would prevent them from reproducing. Maybe no or almost no natural predators. It’s just a Good Vintage Mommy Shark Doo Doo Doo Shirt guess though based on 0 evidence. Prey usually tends to reproduce frequently and quickly because that’s what made the species survive in large enough numbers. That poor blind bumbling piece of shit is just near the surface hoping for the sweet release of an outboard motor.
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