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Thankfully I’ve avoided face injuries (for now) but my favorite dog-inflicted wounds have been my truly disgusting gory knees, from when she caught me off balance and dragged me across pavement to say hi to Funny St Patricks Day Cane-Corso Dog Lover Mom Dad Men Women Shirt another dog, and the time she was shaking a rope toy with a hard rope ball at the end and whacked my spine so hard that my hands tingled. No permanent damage was done but it was the weirdest feeling lol.

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Honorable mention for the Funny St Patricks Day Cane-Corso Dog Lover Mom Dad Men Women Shirt time my elderly dachshund was nibbling on her own foot to scratch an itch, paused, looked at my bare thigh, and decided she would do the same for me in case I was itchy too. She was quite offended when I yelped! I was on the floor playing with my ~35lbs whippet before work once. Just killing time before I had to leave basically. I reached over him to get the toy and he reared his head back and busted my lip. Got a few strange looks at work that day.

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Was tossing a stuffed toy to Funny St Patricks Day Cane-Corso Dog Lover Mom Dad Men Women Shirt our Great Dane in our bedroom— he was zooming off the bed as I went down to pick up the toy— he got there before I did and grabbed the toy, jumped back on the bed & head-butted me in the mouth on his way up…. huge dog + velocity?? I thought he knocked my teeth out—- my bottom lip looked like I was punched, Hard. I definitely got the stare down when out in public. Same, she games me a black eye and split my lip in her sleep. She kicked a lot as a puppy.

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