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I look down and see that it’s a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. “My what?” Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. “Wtf is a poop knife?” Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more A Woman Cannot Survive On Wine Alone She Also Needs Toilet Paper Shirt. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
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